Ok. So here is the deal. I'm usually sleeping all day long while mom blogs, dad works, and Isaac watches cartoons and hits me with his pirate sword; but i'm up today. I've got some free time, so what the heck, why not blog? straight up. My name is Dennis Roger LeCat Barker and I usually get treated a little different from everybody else just because I look a little different than most humans and because my vocabulary isn't as enunciated as most would like, yet my vernacular is quite astounding.
I was born in Texas - I think. I moved to Rexburg, Idaho, then to Spokane, WA, back to Rexburg, Id and finally to Costa Mesa, CA.
Listen, I love to escape. If I get a chance, I will charge out the door, down the stairs, and find a nice patch of dirt to roll all over in.
I am now 5 years old but I'm as spry is spring kitten.
I am the most devilishly handsome human cat you have ever seen. I should win some freakin' awards for this face. The lady folk love me, even though I can't love them back. Dad and I, however, have stopped working out as of several years ago, and our belly's show it.
Well that is all for today - Mom is getting suspicious....better go.
I love you,
Denny.
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